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August 17, 2018


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Life Stories with Chioma Magnus-Egwim

There was this robbery, the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”.

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called “Mind Changing Concept — Changing the conventional way of thinking”.

One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her “Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!”

This is called “Being Professional — Focusing only on what you are trained to do!”

When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), “Big bro, let’s count how much we got”, the older robber rebutted and said, “You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

This is called “Experience — nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications! “

After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says “Wait, wait, wait, let’s put the 5 million Naira we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed”.

This is called “Swimming with the tide” — converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage!”

The supervisor says “It will be good if there is a robbery every month”. This is called “Killing Boredom — Happiness is most important.”

The next day, TV news reported that 100 million Naira was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million Naira. The robbers were very angry and complained “We risked our lives and only took 20 million Naira, the bank manager took 80 million Naira with a snap of his fingers.

They both shouted this as if it was a memory verse they were told to recite :- “IT LOOKS LIKE ITS BETTER TO BE  EDUCATED THAN TO BE A THIEF………CHAI” !!!

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